"Cut that out I say
Shut up before I really
Give you somethin' to cry about"
Snapcrack goes the belt
As she holds it in her tiny hands
That to my child's eyes seem so huge
She makes the middle bow
Then pulls it taunt
Snapcrack goes the belt

"Now, don't you make me chase you
It will be worse when I catch you.
Get over here so I can hit you"
And I go to her…
Snapcrack goes the belt
"This hurts me more than it does you."
And it must be true
My eyes are closed when she strikes
Snapcrack goes the belt…