They were at a restaurant
The dinner was so fine
The food was truly fabulous
The ambiance divine
Till Sylvia said something
Dolores misconstrued
She dissolved into a sobbing blob
And that upset the mood

Chorus

Now couples have their ups and downs
On that you can rely
Then PMS pulls into town
It's all intensified
Mountains out of molehills
Teardrops pour like rain
A funny look can be mistook
You feel like you're insane
So is it any wonder
What happened back in May?
Celine got a new sports car
And gave Jean a ride that day
then a song came on the radio
That made them both upset
She drove right thru the window 
of some greasy luncheonette

It was a Lesbian Moment
Their hormones were really to blame
It was a Lesbian Moment
The shards of glass were sharp 
enough to open up a vein
Thank goddess they were both all right
They were well enough to cry all night
It was a Lesbian Moment
Their cycles were one and the same

(Corinne: Guitars, Lead Vocal
...Carol: Drums, Backing Vocals 
...Lori: Backing Vocals, Finger Snaps)

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