Lesbian Prostitute
(©Muskat/Markowitz/Curcio 2001)

She don’t wear no make up and she don’t wear heels
She gobbles up granola almost every meal
And when it comes to lovin’ she’s as good as it gets
Estrogen’s her middle name, she’ll do you till you sweat
Uh huh, and she don’t wear no fishnets
She wears Timberland boots
She’s a Lesbian Prostitute

For $150 she can process till you holler
With a stroke, her wicked flesh can make you feel enmeshed
She sings Ferron in the shower, she plays softball like a whore
She’s ironclad, her haircut’s bad, you can’t ask for more

She’s no slave to fashion, but she’s kinda cute
She’s a Lesbian Prostitute

Now at first, she’ll keep you gaspin’ and she won’t let you rest
She’ll make your body ache the way that you like it best
But when 2 years are over, sister, let out your breath
Her lovin’ turns platonic, and it’s Lesbo bed death