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Size 9

(© Muskat/Markowitz/Curcio 2001) Listen to a clip of Size 9

I went to the store
I tried on a dress
I looked like a whore
I looked like a mess
The tag said ď9Ē
It fit like a ď5Ē
Iím gonna eat lettuce 
for the rest of my life

I went to the store
I tried on jeans
I tried to ignore
I was splitting the seams
Yo, the tag said ďRelaxedĒ
But I felt tense
This microscopic clothing 
makes my ass look immense! 
(I got a big olí butt
Oh yeah?)

 
 

I donít get it, I donít get it, I donít get it, 
I donít get it, I donít get it, someone tell me
We have all this brilliant technology
We fly to the moon
We clone baby sheep
But why must Jack Spratís wife 
dress like Little Bo Peep?
All Size 9ís are different, or am I a freak?
Iíll have to ask my shrink 
when I see her this week

And while weíre on the subject, she can fill me in
On the proper category where I fit in
Am I Juniors, Ladies, Womenís?
Am I Queen Size?
If I were a man, Iíd be one of the guys
(Iím too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!)

Now come with me to lingerie
To get a Wonder Bra 
(ďFor What?Ē you say)
I need some uplifting, my tits have been drifting
And Cross Your Heart bras make me hope to die
(Hooters, Jugs, Tits, Babaloos)
Iím overpowered by my powersuit
Some cleavage would provide a hoot
Unless you think the point is moot
But I donít think it is, ícause

I donít get it, I donít get it, I donít get it, 
I donít get it, I donít get it, someone tell me
We have all this brilliant technology
We photograph Mars, and polioís cured
But womenís clothing sizes have to be endured
This tragic situation brings me to the brink
And Iím running out of money to complain to my shrink

Who suggested medication on the first of May
To sedate me when I go to buy a bathing suit that day
But I said ďNo thank you. Iím going skinny dipping this year.Ē 

(Corinne: Guitar, Drum Programming, VocalsÖCarol & Lori: Vocals)


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