It says here on this Box of Tampons,
That this is a Protection Device.
But I would like to know what it's Protecting,
Because today I've already Leaked Twice.
I always try to Find the Evidence
That's lets me know When to Pull
But when I check, it looks “All OK”
So going along Believing everything is Cool.
Then standing in the Parking lot,
of Any given Store,
You find that there is “Dear Aunt Rose”
Knocking at your Door.
You now begin to Panic,
And a Plug count Does Occur.
You wonder where you saw that Last Tampon,
You need it now for sure.
So let me say to you my Friends
The main factor of PMS
Is Not the result of Cramping and Bloating,
But rather the Tampon with it's Chain of Events.
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