Mother Nature is looking for a few Good Angels who would 
             Like to Participate in an Apprentice Program as 
                  Weather Consultants & Storm Modifiers.
                   This 3 Year Program Provides not only 
                       “Excellent Classroom Training”
                             but Incorporates Actual
                     "On the Job Experience Instruction."

     Imagine Yourself working with Earth Evaluation Applications
                 Responsible for Climate Control Conditions,
                             and it's Many Variations.
               You could Design and Build your very own
          Thunder Storms, Lightening Strikes, Rain Showers,
      Landslides and Typhoons. Create Hurricanes, Earthquakes, 
    Snow Storms, Hail Storms, Flash Floods, Tornadoes, Volcanoes,
               And the Most Requested Weather of all, Sunny!
    Develop the Latest Tools and Acquire the Newest Knowledge 
                     For Earth Maintenance and Repair.

        If this sounds like something you might be interested in 
                 visit our site at www.MotherNature.com
                     Or fly in during business hours to:

                              Mother Natures Effects 
                                1022 Spiritual Lane
                        Angelica, Heaven  98765 4321

                   Located on the South Side of Heaven,

  Right behind the W I N G 57 fm, Radio Broadcasting building.