"Never be diverted from the truth by what you would like to believe." - Anonymous
 

      The shit has hit the fan.

      Your girlfriend is a man.

      You said she was your sister,

      not some mystery mister.

      The shit has hit the fan.

      Your girlfriend is a man.

      You two have lived together 

      for just about forever,

      but no one think she's strange

      they all think that you're the change.

      The shit has hit the fan.

      Your girlfriend is a man.

      You told me you were free -

      your warped philosophy.

      Your love was all deception.

      The truth was so clandestine.

      You just wanted to get laid;

      I was just some escapade.

      The shit has hit the fan.

      Your girlfriend is a man

      Of course you meant to use me

      and now you're gonna lose me.

      I think I want my brother.

      You two can have each other.

      The shit has hit the fan.

      Your girlfriend is a man.
 
 

      (first published in Perihelion, 1999)